posted by roman, jarhead, kong
click here for the french version!
Aloa.
Big Apes need big bananas, i guess you all knew that. This Article shall wish you all a wonderful upcoming weekend and if you got some spare moments you may fill them with this tutorial on how to make the ultimate banana dessert for you and your friends. Sorry for the crappy pictures again.
What you need?
- Bananas (depends on if you got some friends or family around)
- Chocolate (I did it with Milka "Noisette")
- a kitchen
How to get your banana started?
Nope it is not only thinking about banana all day long, sometimes there have to be plans to go out and catch some in the jungle. Beware they are pretty fast. If you catched some bring them to your palm-hideout between the bongo trees. After this you have to follow these steps...
1. Take a knife and cut in a thin line into the banana's skin (try to avoid cutting into the banana flesh) and chop off the useless end of the banana - ignore the screams of the banana itself at this stage, the banana just doesn't know that it'll be much worse in the end, harhar:
2. Now break your chocolate into pieces and press them into the small slot you did cut. Take care not to strip the banana naked, the banana skin is still usefull. Now move this into your furnace at about 150° Celsius. Beware that you put something under your bananas to avoid dropping chocolate:
2. Now wait and watch the chocolate melting... about 15 minutes. Just watch it the first time you do it, there is no specific time value to get the perfect banana. Just find out yourself and don't listen to the panic screams of the banana while it is getting hawt!
3. When you think it is the right time, switch off the furnace and take some serious kitchen equipement to finally rescue those tired of screaming bananas. Take care of dripping chocolate while doing so. Go ask your mom if you feel quiet uncomfortable with this situation.
4. Put your hawt bananas to a dish - best served with icecream - now this will be a big jungle bomb into your stomach:
While eating you have to 'open' up your banana, flap its skin open and eat the chocolate banana flesh. You may simply take this article as an inspiration for you to eat or make some friends really happy with it.
Stay Banana!
Keep on happy painting!
Regards
Roman
click here for the french version!
Aloa.
Big Apes need big bananas, i guess you all knew that. This Article shall wish you all a wonderful upcoming weekend and if you got some spare moments you may fill them with this tutorial on how to make the ultimate banana dessert for you and your friends. Sorry for the crappy pictures again.
What you need?
- Bananas (depends on if you got some friends or family around)
- Chocolate (I did it with Milka "Noisette")
- a kitchen
How to get your banana started?
Nope it is not only thinking about banana all day long, sometimes there have to be plans to go out and catch some in the jungle. Beware they are pretty fast. If you catched some bring them to your palm-hideout between the bongo trees. After this you have to follow these steps...
1. Take a knife and cut in a thin line into the banana's skin (try to avoid cutting into the banana flesh) and chop off the useless end of the banana - ignore the screams of the banana itself at this stage, the banana just doesn't know that it'll be much worse in the end, harhar:
2. Now break your chocolate into pieces and press them into the small slot you did cut. Take care not to strip the banana naked, the banana skin is still usefull. Now move this into your furnace at about 150° Celsius. Beware that you put something under your bananas to avoid dropping chocolate:
2. Now wait and watch the chocolate melting... about 15 minutes. Just watch it the first time you do it, there is no specific time value to get the perfect banana. Just find out yourself and don't listen to the panic screams of the banana while it is getting hawt!
3. When you think it is the right time, switch off the furnace and take some serious kitchen equipement to finally rescue those tired of screaming bananas. Take care of dripping chocolate while doing so. Go ask your mom if you feel quiet uncomfortable with this situation.
4. Put your hawt bananas to a dish - best served with icecream - now this will be a big jungle bomb into your stomach:
While eating you have to 'open' up your banana, flap its skin open and eat the chocolate banana flesh. You may simply take this article as an inspiration for you to eat or make some friends really happy with it.
Stay Banana!
Keep on happy painting!
Regards
Roman
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Loving every bite of it ! Bananas rule !
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM :D
Yummy, yummy, yummy ...
I'll definitely try this at home. :)
You are a genius!
Ach Bruderherz... :D Schön hast das Bananen-Schoko-Rezept erklärt! ;) Hab dich lieb! Dei Sista
I should try that someday :)
youre such a crazy guy! ^^
Not had one of these since i was a kid! Nice one!
Wait, should I prime the banana black or white before I add the chocolate?
Oh, and i cut the banana too not just the paring.
I leave the lower part of the paring intact so i can insert the chocolate into the banana-cut :)
Nice one!
But have you also calculated how many rows you have to swim to get the calories off your stomach again *g*
yes, it actually equals sculpting or painting during 3 days straight without sleep. but who would do stuff like that ? ;)
Glad you like it... really would be intrest in some stomach-BOMB-feedback, haha...
Yeaha, mati is right, it's just about painting or sculpting for 3 days without sleep and food... then the calories are for sure gone... then you can make another banana bomb :)
Thanks for your comments!
Regards
Roman
The next step can only be a banana moulded from chocolate! JAM JAM!
The next step can only be:
Go straight to adiposity therapy, don't go via start, don't earn 2000 EUR :D
Really really tasty, but even to tasty :(
Just tried this out in a bit different variation( I "closed" the Alufolie over the banana, so it would be boiled in banana steam and chocolate) it really tastes like heaven...but too much of this and I'll be unable to leave my room ;)
Best miniature I've ever seen !!! Amazing , you will win slayer sword ;)
Really nice painting work, it looks sooo real!!!
This is the best tutorial from all xD....
ohmnoohmnonhmnomonnmnonmnomhomnohmnnho
HONOMNOMHONMOHONM
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