http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

the mayas have been wrong, the world ended a few days before the 21.12.12

today is the day to ressurrect the world!

i make it quick and dirty

so [B]

Oh sorry, some fairy naughty destiny enchants me and I posted into yesterday's post. So here it goes for today:


I need to tell a lie, a convincing one. And the zombie part can be part of it. It was only a demonstration of strength in fact. The best to tell a lie is to believe in it so I do in this moment.

I face "her" and say "I'm glad to have you here my queen". Then I approach "her" (god I don't want to see Eduardo right now) and tell her "I brought you here in my land. Let me be your king". Handsome and confident I kiss "her" powerfully. When doing this I provoke the queen by sliding my tongue through my new flamboyant lisping hole!

If she tries to bit, I'm protected, but if she confuses my tongue with some worm or rotten flesh like the ones she bastards, and she brings her own flesh, the bite is mine!

A)!

Option A, unfortunately
Something like this calls for a little wooing and a GREAT charisma roll.
“She's lost that loving feeling.”
“Yes, she has.”
“Goose, she's lost it, man.”

Start snapping out a beat

“You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it, (baby).
But baby, baby I know it...

You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.”

Something is wrong here. My best friend the leader of the Zombiepack? The madness must stop!

C!

I nearly forgot to post my answer on this nice cold apocaliptic day ;-)

After all the Zombies I encountered I can go ahead an Kiss the Queen of the Underworld.

Buts its still creepier than all thos Zombies since on the outside its still Eduardo, with green Eyes, but still Eduardo.


I want to get the Kiss behind me as fast as possible.

so my Answer: B)

Happy End of the World or Happy Apocalypse and for all who understand German: "Frohen Weltuntergang"

You can wish people merry X-Mas every year, but not Happy Apocalypse, that is special ;-)

Approaching slowly the solitaire figure I manage to speak a bit, to gain some time...

- That one was not worthy of being your protector, my Queen. Royalty deserves something more classy, and smart... I've followed all the signs hoping to find you, to swear loyalty to you. After all, It was me who painted the "artistic vision" that made possible for you to be here today. That you ended up in the body of this human (sorry bro!)... instead of in ine is quite unfortunate. I always hoped to be close to you...


After saying that I'm confident enough in George Michael's song effect and my very own charming powers and proceed to gently kiss Le Queen of the underworld, and hope for the best.

Good thing Eduardo shaved recently!

Bur I really wonder: if this works... after I've stopped the apocalypse...will everything return to normal? People who have died will come back to life (true life I mean, not like they are doing now...)?
Will the bitten-off piece of Eduardo's tongue grow back?

Is this Queen of the Underworld worthy of being queen? Because I could be a better one I think... let zombies prey on non-humans and use them for mankind's benefit... they would be tireless workers, no salary needed. The rest of us would have so much free time when not having to work. Free time to paint... paint and relax.

suddenly mi thoughts get interrupted... is that a tongue?

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Option A. Hard choice!

A little touch of A, just to confuse the Queen, and then a strong B!!!

Now in the room it’s only the Queen and me, the Oracle was clear: I have to kiss her and bite her tongue. George is keeping her frozen in place but I still feel a sense of fear looking at that green possessed eyes. I try to gather all my courage to accomplish the task but I really can’t avoid seeing Eduardo’s face, looking at “her”…just the idea of kissing my friend…a French kiss…I don’t know if I am more amused, repulsed or threatened. But “a man must to what must be done” (.cit) so I try with all my strength and decide to use all my charm trying to reach “her” and have a body contact. I try to adulate her and slowly approach: “Oh great Queen, finally I’m with you. I tried to reach you in every way, for long time. It was so hard, but now you are here and I can do everything you want. We can be together; we can have this entire world at your feet. I will be your strong harm, be at your side”. I have reached her and I take “her” hand in mine, creating a contact. Keeping the adulation I slowly move my head nearer to hers. In the beginning “she” seemed quite rigid, but now I feel “she” is letting herself go a little. “Perfect” I think, “It’s the moment!” In that precise second, I move as fast as possible and use all my strength to open her mouth, using my hands, than I put roughly my open mouth over “hers” and use my teeth to tear off a piece of “her” tongue. While I do this, I’m really too close to Eduardo’s face and the thought that I’m kissing him is quite revolting, but this is something I MUST do, so force myself to forget. I feel the metallic taste of blood in my mouth and I see myself reflected in a mirror, lips and face covered with fresh red blood, shocked eyes. I really can barely recognize myself…

B.
Its a tongue after all, and I'm doing this to save my friend, and for that matter, humanity as it stands. Using some tongue depressers that I had in my hobby kit I quickly approach the fiend and pry it's mouth open, doing the deed in the most expedient, efficient, military way as possible. I gag as the blood rushes into my mouth, and I hear a slight "yelp" as whatever part of Eduardo that is still in there must have felt the pain. His eyes briefly flash back to their normal color. "DUDE! What the he-RRAAAWRRRR!" and the vampire bitch reasserts her control.

It's B.