December 19th - The alternative Advent Calendar
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Storyline goes on with information you found in the mysterious book pages, thanks to everyone who took part and draw their versions - you are just amazing!
by JP
by Wild Chevy
by Harald
by Nehr
All drawing people, will gain a double badge for their help, - we are using their ideas to bring the story further. Take a sheet of paper, note your badges if you got one (we do the same) - in the end the one with most of the badges will be the winner. Don't hesitate to comment, we still got badges for 4 days to give away. The promoted ladies and gentleman for this row are:
Harald.
JP, thanks for the further storyline.
Nehr.
Wild Chevy.
The Story goes on ____________________________________________________
"After some minutes of panicly searching for the right page you found it and start to read:
If you want to wake the dead paint the pentagram symbol on a reprensantation of the queen of the underworld. Use blood for the red parts of the painting.
-- "blood??? I used red paint for the pentagram but no blood. Come to think of... I used Eduardos red paint for that...."
The person which blood is used becomes one with the queen of the underworld and controls all which is dead.To complete the ritual and gain fully control you must sing the red parts of the text in its original tung. Warning: if the ritual is not performed properly, a zombie apocalypse is started. If you want to banish the queen and the dead backed you have to.....
--"I HAVE TO WHAT??? Where is the text of the translation? There must be a note missing.... is there something on the back?... No. Where is this thing. I have to find it ... No!"
Now it is your turn again!
You have to ask the oracle of doom what to do next!!
Write an email to muhani---at---massivevoodoo---com and explain your situation in one sentence, ask the oracle your question and post the answer here via comment.
Heya! The oracle is very creepy. At least as much as great. Oh precious oracle!
ReplyDeleteYou asked only for the answer so oracle said:
"ssttttttthhhh .... queeeeen of the underworrrrrrrrrld .... 32 teeeth ... 5 less ... a toothless kiss ... and the tip of the underworrrrrrld's queeen tongue ... bite!!! May the fortune be with you, lisping visitor!"
Oh great and wise oracle,
ReplyDelete"allwissende müllhalde bei den fraggles")
please tell me where to find the underworld queen?
... where to find the queeeeeen of the underworrrrrrld? ...... dream a little dream .... while listening to the original version of "last christmas" in reverse playback ... the queen will await you on the other side ....
Oh wise Oracle,
ReplyDeletethe dead are walking the earth and my best friend commands them.
---you only asked for what the Oracle said---
The queen of the underworld hast to lose the tip of her tongue. Harald knows how to find her, and Roger knows how to accomplish. Bewaaaaaare of George Michael!!!
Oh oracle of doom, I really screwed over the banana this time and awakened the undead queen, what must be done to banish her from this plane?
ReplyDeleteStart by doing what is necessary, do what is possible, and then do what is impossible.
Attract her, kiss her. Bite the tip of her tongue. Don't get bitten. Beware of the christmas-carol singing man wearing sunglasses. Good luck!
Be George Michael! ... but bewaaaaaare - he's theeeeeeere!
ReplyDeleteThat was the disturbing answer of the oracle to how should I avoid death when kissing a queen of the undead...
I waken the dead, with blood of a friend. The ritual is fu**ed, I need to undo. Please mighty oracle tell me what to do.
ReplyDeleteYou are waiting for the answer, the suspance grows...and at the end he speaks:
Things can't be undone without stopping words being spoken by the false tongue.
I know it is late, and I know you have to do a lot of work tomorrow. There are so many questions to you every day, and you are not the in good mood when you are not well rested. But I realy need your help now (No worries, it's not the boring thing from the last time between us - with the peace thing ... all over the world bla bla, I'm sorry for that...)
ReplyDeleteMy question is: How can I stop a Zombie Apocalypse only with an USB-charger, a knifed broom and a mysterious book about Zombiespells?
Thanks a lot, and have a good night!
We not know uesbecharger. Use the perfume of malodorousness to find your path. Mix it!