posted by roman, jarhead, kong
December 15th - The alternative Advent Calendar
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Storyline goes on - your task was: Do the sneaky walk and sent us a photo!
We recieved photos from 6 different persons, but they were so cool, that we really counted every photo that arrived and as some did sent more than 1 we made it up to 8/10 sneaky photos. You will make most of the distance to Eduardo's house, but ...
All sneaking people, will gain a badge for their help, - we are using their ideas to bring the story further. Take a sheet of paper, note your badge if you got one (we do the same) - in the end the one with most of the badges will be the winner. Don't hesitate to comment, we still got badges for 9 days to give away. The promoted ladies and gentleman for this row are:
JP, for being stealthy as a cat.
Selektorkjulu, for being a cat.
Nehr, for the most authentic zombie survival sneaker.
Alba, for being a true master when it comes to sneaking.
Harald, for having so much fun and sending so funny photos.
Mati, for being invisible.
I allow myself to show one photo that doesn't show people - impressive, isn't it?
I was allowed by Harald/Nehr/JP/Alba to show some more, thanks for that, they are so great:
I did recieve some more and they are all great. Thanks for being with us and showing your true Zombie Survival strength. I would love to show some more but not without your permission. So if you like yours to be shown just say it in your comment and I will add it up.
The Story goes on ____________________________________________________
"You are stealthy like a cat, slowly crossing the street like a ninja. There are just too many damn Zombies around to fail. It feels like a horde of them around you but you go on. Silent. Stealthy like a Navy Seal. You pass one car and hide behind the next on, you already made half of the track.
You catch a view on Eduardo's house. At the entrance you see the door open. Oh no! Do you come to late? You wanted to cry out for Eduardo but now is not the time and you can swallow your scream for the moment. Only some steps more. Sneaking. You hear the mourning of those undead, they are everywhere. You decided to sprint the last meters and close the door behind you. You are taking a deep breath and explode and run with only the open door insight, BUT ...
Somehow your broom spear got between your feet and AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!
Damn it! You are lying flat on your feet in the open. Only some meters away from the door but the Zombies on the street noticed you and they are slowly closing in.
What are you doing next?
A) Stand your ground and fight the Zombiehorde!!
B) Scream for Eduardo's help!!!
C) Get up again, throw something from your equipement somewhere to distract the zombies and run behind the house to get into the basement!!
D) Get up again, throw something from your equipement somewhere to distract the zombies and run into the open door!
Make your decision via comment now!!
Happy deciding!
good morning vietn... ähm, massive voodoo
ReplyDeleteDamn, i´am such a fool.
How could this happen?
No time to whine about that.
I have to react!
I grab my can of black primer.
And throw it as far as i can.
I hope the noise will distract the walking dead.
I get up.
I run as fast as i can to the back of Eduardo´s house.
I hope they won´t realize, that i went inside.
I hope that theres IS an entrance...............
so its [c]
permission granted to show more pics
Scared, I cry out for Eduardo's help, even knowing I should do something first otherwise Eduardo's only getting to see how I'm devoured.
ReplyDeleteWhen the zombies hear at my shouting their stupid minds make it clear and head towards me. It seems I've made a terrible mistake. A first terrible mistake.
In the middle of the street, the abandoned cars, the dehumanized streets, all loses importance. There's only a choice and is to get to the house but I can't without some fight.
There are three of them blocking my path to the entrance and I can't make out how could I get through them. On the other hand only one is between me and the basement access.
So I stand up while I get the damned broom. I grab something from my stuff, whatever, and I throw it away in order to distract the others just for the the needed time.
I start to run and charge. The broom hits the nose and slides back through an opaque greyish eye. The walker falls without a choice. I loose stability because I'm not a medieval warrior, though. And fall again. Moreover it seems my distraction manoeuvre its not the wooooha! it was meant to. Second mistake.
This is the zombies are reaching me and the broom is stuck into the zombie. I pull though only to manage to use it as counter to one of them. But another comes, and another, and they get onto me. I see it's faces half devoured, rotting stinking badass. One is on top, it's teeth surrounded by blackened tissue and maybe blood. One pointy crooked tooth is going to ease the tearing of my skin. It's eyes avid to meat, still shining but globularly deformed by obtruded black veins can only see but the prize. I'm done I realize, and I feel the final panic.
All of a sudden half of his cranium is gone. A moustache I can see in it's place. I fight I crawl desperately to get rid of the mass whilst Moustache slashes through them, but he is badly outnumbered.
I can't do anything but escape and run. Two zombies still in my back. Now the way to the entrance door to Eduardo's is clear therefore I lead towards it. What I can see I can't believe! It's Eduardo on the threshold! Tears in my eyes, I run desperately for my salvation. Third terrible and smashing mistake...
So I vote for B) obviously not the better choice, hehe.
C) Get up again, throw something from your equipment somewhere to distract the zombies and run behind the house to get into the basement!!
ReplyDeleteF**k it hurts, It's in this moments that I think I should have practice a little bit more with coordination. No time for useless thoughts, you have to focus and think fast! Best strategy? Probably: Distract and flee. Good, I need a diversion. The first idea that came into my mind is to throw my bike helmet on the street, far from where I am, and hope that the horde focus the attention on that rolling noisy thing. Immediately after thinking it I’m already doing it:
-Unfasten the helmet
-Throw it
-Cross finger
Great, seems working!!! "I love it when a plan comes together" (Cit. John “Hannibal” Smith). Feeling like The Flash, I get up and run as fast as I can to Eduardo’s house. As I do the few meters that separate me from my goal, a thought pop into my head: Hundred of zombies around + main door opened = Probability of zombies inside 80%...Doesn’t feel good to me.
Hey! On the back of the house there is an entrance that leads to the basement where we used to spend night painting and playing roleplaying games. I should start from there, Eduardo can be there hiding. Or at least I can find something useful to help him.
Oh I forgot to say: I give my permission too, to show pictures
ReplyDeletefirst I loose a tooth and now I get a bloody nose. Damn Zombies.
ReplyDeleteI have to distract the Zombies and get away from them.
I throw the Bike Helmet in some direction (This thing never fittet the right way) to distract the walkers. Then I Run into the Door.
My option: D)
Permission granted to show my picture
I´ll go for option C
ReplyDeleteSh*t! So close! The zombies are closing in and if I don´t do anything I will sure be there next meal.
Think dam it, think! What would MacGayver do? If I had a chewing gum and some paper clip´s I could do a bomb but no chewing gum here so I have to do the next good thing.
I quickly reach in my bag and grab the first thing I could get my hand´s on. A roll of toilet paper…great! Of couse I almost solved myself in the fall, but some toilet paper won´t help me now, if not…! I remebered the can of solvent in my bag. I covered the roll of toilet paper with solvent. Now I only need some fire. I looked around and this might be my lucky day after all, just two meters away from me is an old lighter laying on the street, and it look´s like the old user won´t be needing it anymore sonce all that is left of it´s former owner is the hand. Don´t want to know where the rest is. I jumped on one leg (since my fot is hurting) and grabbed the lighter.
But how am i going to use this without setting myself on fire? I take the toilet brush and stick the roll of toilet paper on top of it. Getting the lighter to work on just the second try, the improvised torch is burning really good.
I toss the torch as hard as I can right at the nearest zombie and without looking how it wen´t I rush towards the basment door…
Option D.
ReplyDeleteOoohhhhh, fuck!! Why now? I was feeling so cool, so sneaky...like I learnt something from yesterday's zombie-slaying.
Fast as lightning I reach into my bad and get.... toilet paper! Okay, not bad, not bad... I untie the end of the roll to let the paper free and throw it will all my strength in a beautiful arc towards the other end of the street. It is in moments like this that I wish I had gorilla arms because that trow was a bit lame and the roll didn't get too far. Anyhow, the arc was perfect (did I say beautiful?) and the paper got unrolled a long way. Enough for the loose end to stick to a zombie face and make a mess among the zombie horde, wrapping partially some of them.
It sucked as a distraction, because it was not noisy, but hoping the blast of white is charming enough for a zombie to forget about me I start running like there is no tomorrow towards the open door, aiming to shut it close after me...
Oh, I forgot....Permission for photo posting granted! Although is not as cool as the ones you posted already!
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