05 March 2010

Tutorial - Chocolate Banana

posted by roman, jarhead, kong

 click here for the french version!



Aloa.

Big Apes need big bananas, i guess you all knew that. This Article shall wish you all a wonderful upcoming weekend and if you got some spare moments you may fill them with this tutorial on how to make the ultimate banana dessert for you and your friends. Sorry for the crappy pictures again.

 What you need?

- Bananas (depends on if you got some friends or family around)
- Chocolate (I did it with Milka "Noisette")
- a kitchen



How to get your banana started?

Nope it is not only thinking about banana all day long, sometimes there have to be plans to go out and catch some in the jungle. Beware they are pretty fast. If you catched some bring them to your palm-hideout between the bongo trees. After this you have to follow these steps...

1. Take a knife and cut in a thin line into the banana's skin (try to avoid cutting into the banana flesh) and chop off the useless end of the banana - ignore the screams of the banana itself at this stage, the banana just doesn't know that it'll be much worse in the end, harhar:



2. Now break your chocolate into pieces and press them into the small slot you did cut. Take care not to strip the banana naked, the banana skin is still usefull. Now move this into your furnace at about 150° Celsius. Beware that you put something under your bananas to avoid dropping chocolate:


2. Now wait and watch the chocolate melting... about 15 minutes. Just watch it the first time you do it, there is no specific time value to get the perfect banana. Just find out yourself and don't listen to the panic screams of the banana while it is getting hawt!


3. When you think it is the right time, switch off the furnace and take some serious kitchen equipement to finally rescue those tired of screaming bananas. Take care of dripping chocolate while doing so. Go ask your mom if you feel quiet uncomfortable with this situation.


4. Put your hawt bananas to a dish - best served with icecream - now this will be a big jungle bomb into your stomach:



While eating you have to 'open' up your banana, flap its skin open and eat the chocolate banana flesh. You may simply take this article as an inspiration for you to eat or make some friends really happy with it.

Stay Banana!
Keep on happy painting!
Regards
Roman

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20 comments:

  1. MatiMarch 5, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    Loving every bite of it ! Bananas rule !

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  2. RaffaMarch 5, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    OM NOM NOM NOM NOM :D

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  3. Robert aka muhaniMarch 5, 2010 at 3:39 PM

    Yummy, yummy, yummy ...
    I'll definitely try this at home. :)

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  4. UsedMarch 5, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    You are a genius!

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  5. AnonymousMarch 5, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    Ach Bruderherz... :D Schön hast das Bananen-Schoko-Rezept erklärt! ;) Hab dich lieb! Dei Sista

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  6. HonMarch 5, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    I should try that someday :)

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  7. Count_ZeroMarch 5, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    youre such a crazy guy! ^^

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  8. BraddersMarch 5, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    Not had one of these since i was a kid! Nice one!

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  9. DavidMarch 5, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    Wait, should I prime the banana black or white before I add the chocolate?

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  10. RaffaMarch 5, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    Oh, and i cut the banana too not just the paring.
    I leave the lower part of the paring intact so i can insert the chocolate into the banana-cut :)

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  11. TabanisMarch 5, 2010 at 7:41 PM

    Nice one!
    But have you also calculated how many rows you have to swim to get the calories off your stomach again *g*

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  12. MatiMarch 5, 2010 at 8:24 PM

    yes, it actually equals sculpting or painting during 3 days straight without sleep. but who would do stuff like that ? ;)

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  13. Roman aka jarMarch 5, 2010 at 11:39 PM

    Glad you like it... really would be intrest in some stomach-BOMB-feedback, haha...

    Yeaha, mati is right, it's just about painting or sculpting for 3 days without sleep and food... then the calories are for sure gone... then you can make another banana bomb :)

    Thanks for your comments!
    Regards
    Roman

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  14. GrumblerMarch 6, 2010 at 9:58 AM

    The next step can only be a banana moulded from chocolate! JAM JAM!

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  15. LeichtmatroseMarch 8, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    The next step can only be:

    Go straight to adiposity therapy, don't go via start, don't earn 2000 EUR :D

    Really really tasty, but even to tasty :(

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  16. AnonymousMarch 8, 2010 at 4:47 PM

    Just tried this out in a bit different variation( I "closed" the Alufolie over the banana, so it would be boiled in banana steam and chocolate) it really tastes like heaven...but too much of this and I'll be unable to leave my room ;)

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  17. AnonymousNovember 5, 2010 at 10:38 PM

    Best miniature I've ever seen !!! Amazing , you will win slayer sword ;)

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  18. AnonymousDecember 15, 2010 at 12:54 PM

    Really nice painting work, it looks sooo real!!!

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  19. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    This is the best tutorial from all xD....

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  20. AlviroNovember 5, 2012 at 11:00 AM

    ohmnoohmnonhmnomonnmnonmnomhomnohmnnho

    HONOMNOMHONMOHONM

    :3

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